NOT THE FIRST

Calling all cars... (repeats)

Once upon a time there was a
Little girl who needed to go
Get some things corrected
Before her mother could find out
Once she gave the doctor money
People started acting funny
Then she took one look around
And she was the fool in town cus

She was not the first
And she could not stop the hurt
No but that was not the worst
Because this time was her third

Used to laugh and used to smile and
Used to sit and talk a while and
Then they started rounding bases
Before they got to stages
On the third strike she was out and
Thought that love was all about it
Used to get romanced but now when
She calls she gets no answer

She was not the first
And she could not stop the hurt
No but that was not the worst
Because this time was her third, third

First time she thought she might want it
Jonesin' to become a woman
Second time she thought she might keep it
A secret a sweet little secret
First time she thought she might want it
Jonesin' to become a woman
Second time she thought she might keep it
A secret a sweet little secret

She was not the first
And she could not stop the hurt
No but that was not the worst
Because this time was her third, third

One two three (third)
(oh Lord... Lord)
[Repeat adlibs]